Go to HELL!!!
Tuesday, November 7th, 2006Two men were on a plane on a business trip when
a Muslim couple boarded the
plane and were seated right in front of them.
The two men, eager to have some fun, started
talking loudly. "My boss is sending me to
Saudi Arabia ", the one said, "But I don’t want
to go…too many Muslims there!"
The Muslim couple noticeably heard and grew
uncomfortable.
The other guy laughed, "Oh, yeah, my boss wanted
to send me to
Pakistan but I refused…WAY too many Muslims!"
Smiling, the first man said,
"One time I was in Iran but I HATED the fact that
there were so many Muslims!"
The couple fidgeted.
The other guy responded, "Oh, yeah…you can’t go
ANYWHERE to get away from
them…the last time I was in FRANCE I ran into a
bunch of them too!"
The first guy was laughing hysterically as he
added, "That is why
you’ll never see me in Indonesia …WAY too many
Muslims!"
At this, the Muslim man turned around and
responded politely,
"Why don’t you go to Hell?", he asked, "I heard
there’s NO Muslim THERE!"